La Rosa Knows

This is a regular home in Las Vegas. It’s above ground, and on a very suburban street. But underneath this normal house, there’s another house… 26 feet underground.

The home was built in the 1970s, as a safe place in case there was ever a nuclear strike.

It has two bedrooms, three bathrooms, a full kitchen, outdoor barbecue, a putting green, swimming pool, jacuzzi, sauna, fake trees, fake flowers, and dimmers so you can set the lighting to evening, dusk, and early morning. 

It’s currently on the market for $1.7 million, and spans 5,000 square feet.

Plus, ya know, there’s that whole toilet next to the vanity novelty going on.

I’m apparently a little late to the toilet restaurant party, but I’m just happy I found my way.

I saw this article in the Daily Mail today, then started Googling and obsessing. Here’s what I discovered:

• Ice cream in a toilet bowl dish looks just as you’d expect it to…

• Soup looks somehow even less appetizing.

• Eating out of a toilet for two can be romantic, apparently.

My final question, then, is this:

• While I’ve certainly sat on a toilet seat before, I’ve never had a meal on one. Am I missing out? Is there an exciting life of appetizers on the loo that I’ve been deprived of? And if I try it out, will I ever be able to un-live it if it’s terrible?