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August 2011

Shut Up.
  • me: why don't u go bite a lemon with the skin on it
  • Gabby: you just want to kiss me
  • Gabby: im not puckering up again!
  • me: we'll see about that one.
  • Gabby: AW CMON
  • me: hahahaha
  • Gabby: im going to pin you down
  • me: and then what... (?!?!?)
  • me: god please go on!
  • Gabby: HAhAhAHAH
  • Gabby: im going to dress you like a baby and throw you around
  • on a bear skin rug
  • me: PHA!
  • Gabby: oh baby
  • me: I'M BLOGGING THIS
  • Gabby: HAHA
  • Gabby: your readers are gonna be all
  • Gabby: whos this crazy gabby chick
  • Gabby: why does erin let her rape her
  • Gabby: oh because she's the best?
  • Gabby: oh i see
  • Gabby: carry on.
  • Gabby: ;-)
Aug 31, 2011 6 notes
#gabby #gchat #rape #bears #kiss
What 'Girls Night' Means

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This weekend is going to be a big girl fest. And by that I mean I’ll be spending a lot of time with two of my best friends, Kristen and Gabby.

Right now our plans include getting dinner and watching movies on Friday, and doing the same thing Saturday (just outside) when we go to the Cemetery screening of “Edward Scissorhands.”

I was thinking about “girls night” and what this means to women. But more specifically, what it means to me. I know that it’s incredibly important. I feel like I actually need it, and when I don’t get quality time with my girls I become depressed, irritated, and gaze forlornly out of windows.

But why? I jive talk with them all day on g-chat (there goes my productivity), and text when I’m not online, so why do I need the face-to-face time?

Because I’m not a robot, okay? Because I need to see them and have a safe place to eat bad food and gossip and analyze every part of my life. They are my therapists, friends, and family all gobbled into one and it’s brilliant.

We also, stereotypically, focus on one thing only: men. Who we’re dating, what they’re doing wrong, why we hate them, why we love them, what they’re doing and what it means, what to respond with when they text, how to play coy, how to get a spark back, what it means when they say one thing then do another… The list of topics covered on men is endless and tiring and we can literally discuss it for hours.

Mostly it’s helpful, because you’re getting feedback from people you know and trust. And, if you’re like me, you can easily miss warning signs that should glow out at you like a Mack truck but for whatever reason don’t, and this is where Kristen and Gabby will point them out to me.

But sometimes it can be completely frustrating, because getting the truth is not always what you want to hear. Well, actually, hearing the truth is never what you want. Like, ever. Especially when you’re asking for someones opinion, because if you’re asking in the first place it means you’re unsure and those scales tipping into uncertainly are probably correct. It’s a bummer, and good friends will give it to you straight.

I get it though. I’m the same way; I love my friends and if anyone hurts them I will viciously attack. So, if I said that my boyfriend is beating me (he’s not, relax, I fell on a doorknob), they would promptly knock me unconscious and while in my unaware state they would drive to his house and suffocate him with a pillow.

God, I hope that doesn’t happen now. It’s going to be awkward to have this as a clue for the police on my blog.

Aug 31, 2011 2 notes
#girls night #sex and the city #satc #women #men #relationships
Aug 31, 2011 3 notes
#dexter #dexter season 6 #disneyland #painting #paint #macaroni and cheese #food porn #the hunger games #hunger games #mockingjay
Aug 31, 2011 9,025 notes
#Some Like It Hot #best. #jack lemmon #film #comedy #drag queen
Aug 31, 2011 10 notes
#tattoo #odd #bizarre #monkey #gross
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Aug 29, 2011 2 notes
#brigitte bardot #the Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger #sean lennon #john lennon #Charlotte Kemp Muhl #Serge Gainsburg
Aug 29, 2011 6 notes
#ashley #brunch #los angeles #boston #the hudson
“Come on skinny love just last the year
Pour a little salt we were never here
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
Staring at the sink of blood and crushed veneer”
—Bon Iver “Skinny Love”
Aug 29, 2011 1 note
#bon iver #skinny love #love song #lyrics #famous quote
Aug 29, 2011 1 note
#john williams #hollywood bowl #indiana jones #lightsaber #star wars
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Aug 28, 2011 7 notes
#the hunger games #promo #mtv #vma
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Aug 25, 2011
#cat #cute overload #kitty #video #madonna #like a virgin #cat costume
Most Shameful Gym Faux PaS In Los Angelesmadatoms.com
Aug 23, 2011 1 note
#los angeles #la #gym #workout #faux pas #Mad Atoms
Aug 23, 2011 6 notes
#The Princess Bride #Mandy Patinkin #inigo montoya
The Mad Scientist.
  • me: i just shoved a fistful of cheese into my mouth
  • Gabby: and how do you feel now?
  • me: better!
  • Gabby: i knew it
  • Gabby: my experiment is working
  • Gabby: MWAHAHAHA
  • me: !!!!!
  • me: what am i to YOU?
  • me: a Frankenstein!?
  • me: your little mouse on a wheel?!
  • Gabby: myes myes
  • Gabby: {lightning CRACKS}
  • Gabby: bottom line my peach: cheese just helps everything, even little meeces like you.
  • me: :-!
  • me: i feel faint
  • Gabby: that's the ether
  • Gabby: i MEAN
  • Gabby: ether.
Aug 23, 2011 1 note
#gabby #gchat #frankenstein #cheese #science #scientist
'The Hunger Games' Trailer Is Coming... (!!)

A trailer for THE HUNGER GAMES movie is coming y'all!

The first preview of The Hunger Games will premiere on the MTV VMAs this Sunday.

Jennifer Lawrence, who stars as Katniss in the anticipated big-screen adaptation of Suzanne Collins’ books, will introduce the clip, which airs at 9 p.m. ET/PT.

The Lionsgate film hits theaters in March 2012.

Aug 23, 2011 14 notes
#the hunger games #vmas #mtv #trailer #jennifer lawrence #suzanne collins
Listen

foolin-therain:

A woman left lonely, Janis Joplin

Aug 22, 2011 2 notes
#Janis Joplin #audio
Aug 22, 2011 7 notes
#cute overload #cute kitten #cat #kitty #adorable
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Aug 19, 2011 19 notes
#american horror story #ryan murphy #fx #pilot
the hunger games is amazing! i finished it in a weekend, haha. i want to discuss stuff with you but i dont want to spoil any of it, lol. so i can wait till you finish the whole series. as for the secret circle how would rate the story, action, and pacing?

I still need to get the other 2 books!! Would love to discuss them though, I’M OBSESSED. I wanna be Katniss for Halloween!

THE SECRET CIRCLE is a lot of romance, a lot of emotional turmoil, the story will pull you in right away, and there’s so much witchy fun!

Aug 19, 2011 1 note
Movies I Really Want to See...

I don’t know when I’ll have time to see these, but I’m thinking this weekend I might pick a afternoon and do some theater hopping.

Here we go (in no particular order):

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CRAZY STUPID LOVE

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THE HELP

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FRIGHT NIGHT

Anyone have a recommendation of what to see first?

Aug 19, 2011 10 notes
#fright night #crazy stupid love #ryan gosling #the help #movie #movie poster
“I have the same goal I’ve had ever since I was a girl. I want to rule the world.”—Madonna
Aug 18, 2011 2 notes
#madonna #famous quote #women
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Aug 18, 2011 2 notes
#otis #pug #skydiving pug #cute overload
Aug 18, 2011 6 notes
#cute overload #adorable #adorable puppy #pomeranian
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Aug 17, 2011 2 notes
#Josh Groban #kanye west #concert #los angeles
Aug 17, 2011 6 notes
#cartoon #drawing #funny #comedy
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Aug 16, 2011 8 notes
#Maggie Gyllenhaal #Hugh Dancy #Rupert Everett #vibrator #hysteria
Gabby and I As Lesbians.
  • Gabby: spoon me?
  • me: I'M NOT A LESBIAN
  • Gabby: really??
  • Gabby: then explain junior year to me okay!?!
  • me: oh god...
  • me: i was VERY drunk
  • me: you wore a ponytail
  • me: okay??
  • me: it was CONFUSING
  • Gabby: LIKE A BIG OL DYKE
  • me: OMG!!!
  • me: I told you not to say that on the internet!
  • me: the lesbians are watching!!
  • Gabby: they'll get us anyways
  • Gabby: they know where we live.
  • Gabby: cant run from that pack of wolves.
  • me: hungry for tuna
  • Gabby: JESUS CHRIST
  • Gabby: woman.
  • me: i know... i know...
  • Gabby: i spit out my drink
  • me: lololol
  • Gabby: i cant do this anymore....next it will be tacos
  • Gabby: im dying
  • me: fish tacos.
Aug 16, 2011 2 notes
#gabby #gchat #lesbian #glbt
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Aug 16, 2011 5 notes
#Reese witherspoon #wild horses #fear #mark wahlberg #sex
Aug 16, 2011 36 notes
#oreo #cupcake #food porn #sweets #candy #dessert
On Men With High-Pitched Laughs...
  • Kristen: p.p.s. guys with high pitched laughs are disgusting
  • Kristen: i hate that sound
  • Kristen: i just heard one echo through the halls like a banshee
  • me: hahaha
  • me: It's a sign of weakness
  • me: in the wild they'd be killed
Aug 16, 2011 3 notes
#kristen #gchat #men #laughter #banshee
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Aug 16, 2011 1 note
#planet of the apes #musical #the simpsons
“

Take me by the tongue
And I’ll know you
Kiss me till you’re drunk
And I’ll show you

I don’t need to try and control you
Look into my eyes and I’ll own you

”
—Maroon 5 “Moves Like Jagger”
Aug 15, 2011 5 notes
#moves like jagger #maroon 5 #christina aguilera #lyrics
Aug 15, 2011 4 notes
#drunk #cat #cute overload #adorable kitten
So I don't really know how serious you were about your chant from Scott's book, BUT it should work as long as you believe it will. (if that makes sense) Have you seen The Skeleton Key? It's like that, (and voodoo) if you believe it works it will. If the chant doesn't work, however, and easy way to get rid of enything malevolent is to burn sage around the area, wind chimes, an angelica plant. That is if you were serious. D: Also, can't wait for the show. :]

I am dead serious guy!! I really tried to focus when I said the spell, so I just hope it works! If it doesn’t I am trying the sage and wind chimes idea! Where can I get an angelica plant? Are they pretty easy to find?

Aug 15, 2011
you look sexy with your hair pushed back~! :)

U leWK qEwT 2 qT!

Aug 15, 2011
One Month Until 'The Secret Circle' Premiere

Alright witches, it’s officially one month until THE SECRET CIRCLE premieres on September 15th and I couldn’t be more excited!!

That being said, we should discuss some of the witchy woo (term c/o TheSecretCircle.net) that has been going on in the writers office.

I did something that is a bit foolish…

Let me just refresh for a moment: As some of you know ‘The Secret Circle’ writers office is haunted. Well, maybe haunted isn’t the right word. But we may have witches causing weird things around the office. Witches or ghosts or maybe some witch-ghost hybrid that will be turned into a TV series!

Either way, people around here are getting freaked out– myself included. So, I decided to take action and borrowed a book that one of our writers had on their shelf.

WICCA: A Guide for the Solitary Practitioner

In that book I found a “Protective Chant for the Home,” and while I waffled about whether or not I should try it out… I finally did.

The chant goes a little something like this…

I am protected by your might, O gracious Goddess, day and night… Buy the book to read the rest of it.

In any event, I chanted it. I envisioned the triple circle of purple light like the book told me to and I chanted it in the office. I didn’t feel anything immediately, but I really tried to focus on the words and the image of a circle so that if any Goddess out there is listening they’ll hear me.

So, then, are we protected? I’m waiting to see if anything creepy continues to happen or how this spell might affect our office. I just hope the spell will help get rid of this spookiness!

Aug 15, 2011 12 notes
#The Secret Circle #witch #witchcraft #cw #spell
Aug 15, 2011 2 notes
#baby animal #baby owl #cute overload
“I want you to take over control
Plug it in and turn me on”
—Afrojack
Aug 15, 2011 3 notes
#afrojack #take over control #lyrics #quotes
Aug 15, 2011 5 notes
#redhead #redheads #red hair #emma stone #christina hendricks
Redheads Rule (Photo Gallery)huffingtonpost.co.uk

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Aug 15, 2011 2 notes
#redhead #red hair #red hair love #jessica chastain #huffington post
Aug 12, 2011 5 notes
#redhead #redhead love #red hair #ginger #cookies
Are Red-Haired Women Evil?thedailybeast.com

excellentnotion:

This Daily Beast slideshow doesn’t really investigate the question, but I’m faux offended that it’s being asked. Katherine Bindley, on the other hand, is genuinely upset. Her essay on Huffington Post argues that redism is alive and well—she’s always hated her hair because society has taught her she’s ugly…She does point out that real red heads need 20% more anesthesia. Good to know.

My own essay about life as a disenfranchised, red peon can be found here.

Aug 12, 2011 7 notes
#redheads #red heads #redism #daily beast
Aug 11, 2011 2 notes
#cat pool #kitty #cute kitten #cute overload
“Like a river flows surely to the sea
Darling so it goes
Some things are meant to be
Take my hand, take my whole life too
For I can’t help falling in love with you”
—Elvis Presley
Aug 11, 2011 4 notes
#love quote #love song #elvis presley
'The Client List' as a TV Show.

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It’s no secret that I have an unabashed love of Lifetime made-for-TV movies and all they represent.

So, when I heard about “The Client List” starring Jennifer Love Hewitt… I knew it would be an instant classic. And it was, oh, it was.

Jen Jen stars as a wife and mother with a husband who gets laid off when they need money the most. So, her only recourse is to get a job in an erotic massage parlor (naturally).

Well! The exciting news is that the dream will only continue because “The Client List” is being turned into a TV series on Lifetime!!

It will star Miss Hewitt, and while there’s no word on when it will debut rest assured that I will be watching and blogging all 10 episodes.

Aug 10, 2011
#the client list #jennifer love hewitt #Lifetime Made for TV Movie #lifetime
Aug 9, 2011 5 notes
#la rossa #beer #la rosa
Why She Won't Swallow...madatoms.com

I wrote this.

It’s about semen, in case you’re totally clueless.

Aug 8, 2011 4 notes
#semen #blowjobs #blow job #swallow #women #relationships #sex
Aug 6, 2011 4 notes
#gabby #kristen #los angeles #road trip #roadtrip
Warren Jeffs Found GUILTY.

No big shocker here.

Apparently during his closing testimony, Jeffs spent the 30 allotted minutes staring at each juror and finally the judge before saying, “I am at peace.”

It also came out that the man has 79 wives, 24 of which he married when they were under the age of 18.

Aug 4, 2011 24 notes
#warren jeffs #polygamy #Colorado City #utah #arizona #polygamy #polygamist #flds
In Douchebag News...

I was on Deadline.com (no, I’m not the douche here), and saw this piece about Brett Ratner– the man who brought you such classics as Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, and Rush Hour 3– and I read this little gem about how he’ll be producing next year’s Academy Awards ceremony.

Here’s my favorite quote from the Rat:

“And I thought I was being kicked out of Academy. I thought my maid had started bootlegging my Academy DVDs and I would be escorted out of the building and asked to relinquish my Academy cards.”

…

Anyone? Anyone??

Aug 4, 2011 6 notes
#brett ratner #Academy Awards #rush hour #deadline
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