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September 2011

Sep 29, 2011 115 notes
#The Secret Circle #adam and cassie #moine
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Sep 29, 2011 8 notes
#michael feld #Better Red Than Dead #documentary film #redheads #usc #red hair
10 Ways To Avoid The 2012 Electionfunnyordie.com
Sep 28, 2011 4 notes
#10 Ways To Avoid The 2012 Election #2012 election #presidential election #obama #politics #political #funny
Sep 28, 2011 15 notes
#cat #cute overload #kitty #kitten
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Sep 28, 2011 7 notes
#toddlers & tiaras #ashley tisdale #leah remini
“There is a woman on the train wearing what I’m fairly confident is a stapler ring. Made me think of you since it’s oddly fashionable yet dangerous.”—My friend Erich’s text to me
Sep 28, 2011 43 notes
#erich #fashion #odd #bizarre #stapler #ring
Sep 27, 2011 16 notes
#TSC #The Secret Circle #witch #witchcraft #dunkin donuts
Science Proves It: Coffee Makes You Happy

NPR did this piece on how drinking multiple cups of coffee per day can help women fight depression…

Like I need another excuse to be over caffeinated.

Sep 27, 2011 3 notes
#coffee #women #health #npr #scientific study
Sep 26, 2011 18 notes
#Cassie Blake #secret circle #Adam Conant #The Secret Circle
Sep 26, 2011 29 notes
#cat #adorable kitty #cute overload
“If you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t f**k them.”—John Waters
Sep 26, 2011 5 notes
#John Waters #sex
Sep 23, 2011 3 notes
#april ludgate #parks and rec #funny
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Sep 23, 2011 3 notes
#friday #nsync
My Dad Sent Me An Email.

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ANTHROPOMORPHIC COLLECTIVE NOUNS

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The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls. Now, consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?

Believe it or not - a Congress!

Sep 22, 2011 2 notes
#ANTHROPOMORPHIC COLLECTIVE NOUNS
Sep 22, 2011 4 notes
#clearwater #florida #bizarre #news
Sep 22, 2011 13 notes
#the big lebowski #the dude #ben & jerry's #ice cream #stoner
In Weird Sex News...

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Apparently there’s a man in Canada having sex with cabbage patch dolls, among other things. He was arrested and charged with making child pornography.

But my favorite part of the article is this last bit…

Osborn has pleaded not guilty to making and possessing child pornography along with voyeurism and possession of a dangerous weapon, a set of nunchuks.

LOL

Sep 22, 2011 4 notes
#sex #bizarre #cabbabe patch kid #porn #nunchuks
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Sep 22, 2011 5 notes
#Arrested Development #chicken dance #video
Sep 21, 2011 3 notes
#t-rex #dinosaur #puppy #halloween #costume #dog
Sep 21, 2011 10 notes
#love #friends #adorable #post it #note
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Sep 20, 2011 11 notes
#good will hunting #matt damon #robin williams
Ryan Gosling Wants to Make Babies.

I was sent this article by a deliberate pace. The headline: “Ryan Gosling says he’ll eventually quit acting to focus on babies”…

Gosling stated, “I’d like to be making babies but I’m not, so I’m making movies. When someone comes along I don’t think I’ll be able to do both and I’m fine with that. I’ll make movies until I make babies. I have no idea when the handover will happen.”

Oh…

Sep 20, 2011 5 notes
#ryan gosling #babies
10 Foods That Should Be Aphrodisiacs, But Aren’tfunnyordie.com
Sep 20, 2011 33 notes
#aphrodisiac #food #sex #love #relationships #funny or die
Redheads. We're Being Exterminated.

As if we weren’t going extinct fast enough…

The world’s largest sperm bank has started turning down redhead donors because there’s a “lack of demand” for us.

The director of the sperm bank was quoted as saying:

I do not think you chose a redhead, unless the partner–for example, the sterile male–has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that’s perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case.

Excuse me? I am a redhead and a woman. But this pissed me off. Mostly because what he’s saying is partially true.

There has been real and open hatred of redheaded males in the media. Not just in calling them “gingers” but also in relegating redhead males to the role of comic relief (i.e. Ron Weasley in Harry Potter), rather than leading man.

By not showing redhead men in a positive light, it tells the world that they are unworthy, or undesirable. The same way that women who watch too many commercials often feel pressured to diet and work out, as a result of all the advertisements to lose weight.

When is the last time you saw a redhead male in a leading, romantic role? I honestly can’t think of one.

I’d just like to point out a few examples of hot redhead men- if not for my own sanity, then for that of some of the redhead males in my life. My brother, for example, and one of my best friends, Tommy.

Appreciate redheaded men while you can, trust me when I say that you’ll miss them!

Lynn Kegan of HGTV’s “Designed to Sell”

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Ewan McGregor

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Peabo Powell, a redhead model

Simon Woods in “Pride and Prejudice”

My man, Michael C Hall

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Duh, Prince Harry

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Robert Redford. Fuck yeah.

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Eric Stoltz.

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Conan O'Brien. Very Funny.

Rupert Grint.

Sep 20, 2011 9 notes
#Rupert Grint #redhead #red hair #hot men #conan o'brien #eric stoltz #robert redford #prince harry #Michael C Hall #simon woods #peabo powell #Ewan McGregor #lynn kegan
Sep 20, 2011 3 notes
#bar #drinking #fun #girls night #kristen #gabby
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Sep 19, 2011 17 notes
#bridesmaids #dvd #kristen wiig
Friday Night Lights ThemeSnuffy Walden

gigglemonster:

Way to go Coach Taylor!!

Sep 18, 2011 587 notes
#friday night lights #emmys 2011 #coach taylor
“You know, a lot of people are curious why I’m a lesbian. Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of ‘Entourage.’”—JANE LYNCH, on the Emmys (via inothernews)
Sep 18, 2011 1,090 notes
#yep #jane lynch #glbt #emmys 2011
Sep 16, 2011 72,102 notes
#ALWAYS #gpoy #kitty #cat #tequila
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Sep 14, 2011 3 notes
#The Secret Circle #Diana #Book of Shadows #promo #video #magic #CW #Video
Midnight Snack: Swingers with Erin La Rosakcet.org

I’m famous.

Sep 14, 2011 1 note
Sep 14, 2011 10 notes
#witchcraft #witches #cupcakes #baking #dessert #the secret circle #magic
Sep 14, 2011 3 notes
#johnny depp #Tim Burton #love #romance #relationships #famous
Sep 14, 2011 3 notes
#Barack Obama #President Obama #dinner
Sep 13, 2011 6 notes
#Marilyn Monroe #redhead #red hair
Sep 13, 2011 2,802 notes
#bridesmaids #kristen wiig #comedy
Sep 13, 2011 26,582 notes
#cute #ginger #star wars #redhead #red hair
Mr. Jeffries Kittyberg
  • Kristen: i should show up tomorrow drunk and with a cat
  • Kristen: and just see what they do
  • Kristen: i'll call the cat Jeffrey and put a bell on it.
  • Kristen: a loud one.
  • Kristen: Mr. Jeffries Kittyberg and we'll sit at my desk with his bell and his meowing and me reaking of scotch and we'll paint each other's nails. his will be pink
  • mine will be teal.
  • Kristen: and we'll laugh.
  • Kristen: and take iphotos of our good times
  • Kristen: and i'll make him poop in the halls
  • Kristen: right in the path of pedestrians
  • Kristen: and i'll feed him paper. important papers with red ink on them that say "confidential"
  • Kristen: and when he gets sick on himself, i'll bathe him in the fountain
  • Kristen: at lunch.
  • Kristen: while ppl are eating.
  • Me: you're losing you're mind, and I'm reaping all the benefits
Sep 12, 2011 3 notes
#kristen #gchat #ichat #cat #kitty #cute overload
Sep 12, 2011 7 notes
#buzzfeed #the secret circle #witches #witchcraft #magic #CW
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Sep 12, 2011 5 notes
#slow loris #adorable #cute overload #video
Sep 12, 2011 3 notes
#tootsie rolls #candy #fun fact
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Sep 12, 2011 3 notes
#ja'mie king #summer heights high #new zealand #bitchy #high school #chris liley
Sep 12, 2011 6 notes
#cigar #smoking #what your cigar says about you #personality #graph
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Sep 11, 2011 8 notes
#The Secret Circle #witches #magic #witchcraft #cw
Sep 11, 2011 24 notes
#halloween #pumpkin #candy #cvs #fall #october #scary
Sep 11, 2011 458 notes
#new yorker #9/11
Finally Saw 'Crazy Stupid Love'

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If you’ve already seen this movie then I think you’ll agree that the title is a little like Fuck, Marry, Kill. Except in this case you leave the theater tormented between choosing ‘Crazy’ or 'Stupid,’ with 'Love’ never coming into the equation.

Let’s get something straight: I LOVE rom-coms. And I should have loved this movie because it has all of the elements for a successful one; cute men, loss of love, redemption, grand romantic gestures, a speech at the end that begs for forgiveness, my boyfriend JOSH GROBAN. All of these things should have added up and formed a little bubble of love around my head.

But, alas, not the case.

I had heard great things about this movie, perhaps too many things. “It’s AMAZING!!” “You’ll love it!” “It has Josh Groban in it!!”

However, as the movie came to a close and the lights came up, David turned to me in the theater and asked, “What did ya think?”

What I think is that it didn’t work. Yes, there were moments I loved (i.e. when Steve Carell is lurking outside of Julianne Moore’s window and walks her through how to get the pilot light on), but overall I was disappointed.

It’s like they threw all of the ideas they ever had for a romantic comedy into one script and tied it together with frayed threads, hoping it wouldn’t snap as they stretched it all out into a movie.

To be fair I loved Emma Stone, she’s adorable, and Ryan Gosling kept his shirt off for an agreeable amount of time.

But I did not LOVE this movie. In the FMK scenario, I would, perhaps, Fuck this movie and go home, take a hot shower, and scrub the memory away into the drain.

Any thoughts here? Care to disagree?

Sep 10, 2011 1 note
#crazy stupid love #julianne moore #steve carell #ryan gosling #emma stone #josh groban
Sep 10, 2011 4 notes
#mockingjay #Suzanne Collins #Hunger Games #The Hunger Games
Sep 9, 2011 6 notes
#wifey material #wifeymaterial #tweet #top tweet #Twitter
How Girls Score Free Pot (Hint: It's Easy)madatoms.com
Sep 9, 2011
#how girls score free pot #marijuana #pot #smoking #girls #munchies
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