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Lana, baby girl, don’t cry, bb.
Holy shit.
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I took a class with the Simmons family. And after all that stretching, the Def Jam mogul came clean about the controversial Harriet Tubman sex tape parody.
I survived 102 degree heat, and talking about that Harriet Tubman sex tape.
Where’s my damn medal!?
So, I wrote this post for BuzzFeed called, “The 24 Most Underrated Parts Of Being Single.”
Then BuzzFeed video turned my post into a video! I love it!!! Check it out and let me know what you think.
Here’s something weird: Durex created a set of underwear with a built in app that allows users to…pleasure each other from wherever.
In other words, you wear the underwear to work and your boyfriend touches part of the screen and suddenly you’ve jizzed in your pants.
That is all.
Only read this if you a) Love Devon Sawa b) Want to see a humiliating photo of me or c) would appreciate both of the above.
Just The Tip - Episode 2 - “Modern Romance”
In the third installment of our podcast, Erin and Marcos explore what it means to be romantic in 2012. They’ll chat about favorite romantic comedy moments, a live mariachi band, and Julia Roberts whoring it up in Pretty Woman. Plus, they’ve got a real life couple in special guests Jessie Rosen, of 20-Nothings, and her beau, Rob Luchow.
Rob and Jessie are a real life romantic comedy and it is adorable!!! Loved chatting with them, and you are going to LOL when you have a listen!
3 Films Virgins Should Be Forced to Watch
Yes, your virgin flower is a precious gift from the gods and if anyone tries to take it don’t hesitate to stab them in the elbow.
That being said, there are some crucial lessons all virgins should learn before they, well, lose it forever. These are those lessons.
1. Movie: Cruel Intentions
Lesson #1: Never announce that you’re staying a virgin in Seventeen Magazine unless you want a couple of sexy, manipulative aristocrats to fight over you.
Lesson Number 2: Definitely announce your virginity in that magazine because of Lesson #1.
2. Movie: Teeth
Urban truth: All vaginas have razor sharp teeth that can be used indiscriminately for the purpose of revenge.
Ladies, if a guy doesn’t treat you right, asks you to dress as a french maid, etc. use that vagina dentata!
3. Movie: Almost Famous
Hippies have hoe tendencies, and your virgin seed is a novelty to them. Want your first time to be an orgie? Look no further than a group of gypsy on-the-brink band sluts.
Anything I missed?
Just The Tip - Episode 2 - “Love on the Interwebs”
In the second episode of our podcast, we explore the world of internet dating with special guest Marianna Tabares of HelloGiggles.com and @WritingInBed.
Hope you enjoy!! xoxo
Flavorwire put together this cut off all the top TV love moments they could think of and it turned out pretty great.
My favorite? Pride And Prejudicewith Colin Firth. Enjoy!