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True love.
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Lana, baby girl, don’t cry, bb.
Get ready to weep. This 96-year-old man wrote a song for his wife of 75 years.
Damn onion ninjas.
I Can't Make You Love Me
Adele
Not sure whose version of this song I like best… Bonnie Raitt’s voice is so heartbreaking, but ADELE is killing it.
Of course, there’s also Bon Iver’s version, which, COME ON.
FEELINGS #$!@#%!@#!$@
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YES.
So, I wrote this post for BuzzFeed called, “The 24 Most Underrated Parts Of Being Single.”
Then BuzzFeed video turned my post into a video! I love it!!! Check it out and let me know what you think.
QQQUTEEEEEE
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Admittedly, Valentine’s Day is a bit of a weird holiday filled with too much pressure and not enough drinking. It is, however, an excuse to send hearts to people and boxes full of chocolate. (And I am all for anything that includes me getting fatter.)
That being said, I’d like to wish a Happy Valentine’s Day to my boyfriend, who some of you may know as “E”. Hopefully he and I will both get fatter tonight! Dream big!
I’ve been doing a lot of scientific research to sort out exactly how I feel about him, and came up with the following results (again, this is extremely factual):
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! Here’s hoping we all get fat! xoxo
OK Cupid Has Crazy Ass People
I should know, I was on it. Buh duh bump! Annnnnd I met my boyfriend through it. Cha cha ching!
But, in all seriousness, online dating be crayyy-zay.
No one knows this better than my friend, who shall remain nameless—per her request. Yet, for my own amusement, has been sending me updates as she navigates the world of Internet weirdos.
These are some of those weirdos.
1. Man whose photos suggest he might be Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
2. Guy who wants to sound pretentious and smart
- This is a direct quote: “Most private thing willing to admit: Every time I fly, I stare out the window and look at what we have created and accomplished”
3. Gentleman who needs to be schooled on hair maintenance
4. Dude who actually said this: “First thing people notice about me: My presence” and then used the below photo. He’s not wrong.
5. Freaky fetish guy having a moment on a trunk
- “Most private thing I’m willing to admit: I dream of dating a woman with a wild or androgynous haircut. The rude girl haircut, dreadlocks, a single side buzzed while the top and opposite side are long and sleek. Homer is to donuts as I am to freaky hair!”
6. The Zombie who loves JESUS
- His message to my friend: “I’d like to talk to you about Jesus. I don’t really want to talk to you about Jesus. I just imagine pretty girls like you who get swamped with messages need a good opening line to get your attention. You’ve read this far. Might as well read my profile and see how much we have in common.”
Happy dating, folks!
There was a boy, a very strange enchanted boy
They say he’d wandered very far, very far
Over land and sea.
A little shy, and sad of eye; but very wise was he.
And then one day…one magic day he passed my way
And while we spoke of many things, fools and kings
This he said to me
The greatest thing you’ll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return.
The greatest thing you’ll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return
Been in a very romantic mood lately.
Christian (Ewan McGregor) is one of my favorite characters from a romantic film. He’s willing to do anything for love.
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