23 posts tagged film
Judging by the trailer, 70% of The Counsellor involves talking on a cell phone.
Also, I want to have a whole ‘nother baby just so I can read him/her these.
So cute - but bummed they aren’t actual books. They are lovely prints though
It’s that time again. The 5th Annual PCB Summer Movie List!
With the release of ‘Iron Man 3’ this weekend we’re officially entering summer blockbuster season. Keeping with tradition of the past four years, (yikes, has it really been that long) below are all of the summer movies I’m…
Can’t wait to see Much Ado About Nothing!
Take this quiz I made! (I’m a triceratops.)
What did you get??
Can you tell the difference?!
Gotta love Ed Wood. And awful movies, in general.
This movie,The Loneliest Planet, looks like something I want to see.
And not just because it has a redhead lead and happens to star Gael Garcia Bernal.
Though, those two things do factor in. Heavily.
Behold, Liam Neeson at a press conference for Taken 2 (!).
I want this blown up into a life-size version and hung outside my door to keep away sex traffickers.
MEAN GIRLS is…psych(ot)ic.
Yes, your virgin flower is a precious gift from the gods and if anyone tries to take it don’t hesitate to stab them in the elbow.
That being said, there are some crucial lessons all virgins should learn before they, well, lose it forever. These are those lessons.
1. Movie: Cruel Intentions
Lesson #1: Never announce that you’re staying a virgin in Seventeen Magazine unless you want a couple of sexy, manipulative aristocrats to fight over you.
Lesson Number 2: Definitely announce your virginity in that magazine because of Lesson #1.
2. Movie: Teeth
Urban truth: All vaginas have razor sharp teeth that can be used indiscriminately for the purpose of revenge.
Ladies, if a guy doesn’t treat you right, asks you to dress as a french maid, etc. use that vagina dentata!
3. Movie: Almost Famous
Hippies have hoe tendencies, and your virgin seed is a novelty to them. Want your first time to be an orgie? Look no further than a group of gypsy on-the-brink band sluts.
Anything I missed?