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I was working on my comedy screenplay and wanted to watch that scene in ‘Mean Girls’ where Lindsay Lohan is telling her parents she won’t be able to join them on their weekend jaunt and the mom goes, “But you love Ladysmith Black Mambazo!” (Had to Google the band name).

So, I went on the YouTube. And while I couldn’t find the scene I wanted I ended up getting sucked into all of these paparazzi videos of her which, admittedly, I am not proud of but it happened. And there went 30 minutes of my life.

I miss redhead LiLo <3

If you were worried about Lindsay Lohan… don’t. She has got some really knowledgeable and stable people on her side, like Courtney Love!
“Lindsay Lohan called me after she was arrested,” Love said. “I told Lindsay to just get it together and trust...

If you were worried about Lindsay Lohan… don’t. She has got some really knowledgeable and stable people on her side, like Courtney Love!

“Lindsay Lohan called me after she was arrested,” Love said. “I told Lindsay to just get it together and trust the judge, and Lindsay’s father called me for advice every day. I’m not even that friendly with these girls. What am I, a junkie Auntie Mame?”

LOL.

Okay, so I’m actually pretty upset about this.
Lindsay Lohan was all set to star in this film, Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story, about porn actress Linda Lovelace. My friend sent me the script, and it was filthy and crude and had all of the things...

Okay, so I’m actually pretty upset about this.

Lindsay Lohan was all set to star in this film, Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story, about porn actress Linda Lovelace. My friend sent me the script, and it was filthy and crude and had all of the things that I so cherish about exploitation films.

But now, because Lilo is too legit of a party girl to quit, she has been kicked off the film and replaced by Malin Akerman.

I know you’re probably thinking what I thought, “Who? And What? And Where was I?”

Well, she was in Watchmen, or something. And even though that comic book was fantastic, no one saw the movie, so you probably still don’t know who she is.

I am inconsolable today.