Happy Eat Your Face Off Day.
Tonight I am going to get BBQ goodness to celebrate Fat Tuesday. I was born in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, so that's how I'll be justifying all of the food I consume.
Et tu, Fatties?
I Hate This Thing.
Maybe no one else will think this is funny, but I do, and this is my website so I guess you all really don't get a say in it do you?
My friend Ethan and Tara live together, and Tara recently bought a dog name "Pixie" (pictured). Now, this is not Ethan's (man pictured) dog, but nonetheless when you live with someone who has a pet they end up spending a lot of time clawing at your door until you let them in and acknowledge their insignificant existence (bless their hearts!). Which, I suppose, is why I found these photos — both photo shopped by Ethan — to be so amusing.
The above photo appeared with the tag line, "I hate this thing" on Facebook. Then, hours later we get the below photo...
I mean, Pixie isn't really dead so it is kind of funny... right?
My Time As America’s Next Top Model.
For the past week I have been sick with some sort of superflu that my disgusting, dangerous students coughed onto me.
Nonetheless, my agent wanted me to update my head shots. So, I loaded up on two mugs of theraflu and a whole lot of emergen-c, and spent the better part of the afternoon in the back alleys of Beverly Hills, being photographed while my photographer, Fabrice, shouted things like, "Smile! Yes, now the little smile! Bounce around! Yes!"
This face is a pretty accurate depiction of how most of my photos will turn out.
And now I will pass out, thank you.
Amy Poehler Was A Model, Yo.
Amy Poehler during her days as a model.
How cute is this?? Little Poehler Candy Striper!
Bless the blog that dug this up.
I’m Sorry, But…
How stunning is Michelle Obama in this little red silk organza number from Alexander McQueen??
She looks like a bitchy, underweight model and i kind of want to bite her (I mean that in the best way possible).
Keanu Reeves’ Most Humiliating Photoshoots
Okay, so there is a Keanu Reeves revival happening online and it is slowly sucking me in and I couldn't be happier!
First there was Sad Keanu, where a photo of Keanu Reeves eating in the park was edited over and over again to create delicious scenarios in which we could see Keanu sulking. What fun!
Then last week I discovered Holy Keanu, which shows a much happier version of the actor being swallowed in warm light. this was also pleasing, but not as much so as Sad Keanu.
And today I found a little gem on Buzzfeed called "The Most Embarrassing Keanu Reeves Photoshoots"!!!
Enjoy!
Women And Their Snow Boobs.
Last week I brought you photos of awkward, straight men with their snow dicks. So, now I feel morally obligated to show you the female equivalent.
I grew up in Florida, we had no snow to build boobs with. But I suppose when really drunk, sorority like chicks have free time and a bunch of winter wonderland around them, they like to carve out boobs in the snow, and then take smiling, proud photos next to those snow boobs.
People celebrate snow in their own very special way, I suppose.
Happy Fuzzy Tuesday.
This may look like a baby polar bear, or a hairy older gentleman, but it's actually a husky puppy... in a motherfucking stroller.
You rock on, pup.