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“I remember when Buzzfeed was just something I did in college around 2 AM.”
(via tyleroakley)
This is the best thing to come from tonight’s debate.
Backup Careers for Barack Obama
I’m not saying that President Obama won’t win the 2012 election—heck, I’ll be voting for this guy right next to all of the other diehard, froyo eating liberals.
But if he doesn’t…I’d hate to see him bored. Here’s what I’d suggest, as his future career counselor.
1. Unicorn trainer
As soon as you come out in support of gay marriage, the homosexuals gift you a unicorn.
And the ability to shoot rainbows from your wrists, like a gay Spiderman.
2. Wedding Singer
Contrary to popular belief, Barack didn’t get into Harvard because of stellar grades, his minority status or that excellent head of hair.
It was his ability to sing “Sexy Back” better than Justin Timberlake.
3. That job that Aaron Eckhart has in Thank You For Smoking
I’d buy cigarettes from that guy, probably.(Probably?)
So proud that President Obama loves rainbows and unicorns, just like me!!!
President Obama is part Irish, or whatever, and he posted this to his FB page.
Have a look at the comments section…Just have a look.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone who likes drinking!!!
Newt Gingrich’s Most Passive Aggressive Tweets
Politicians as Cats
Real Yearbook Quotes from the 2012 Presidential Candidates.
I just did a lot of research for this. NBD.
This better not be one of those dinners where they cheap out and skip appetizers, Barack Obama.
SWAGGER.