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Politicians Abusing Inanimate Objects

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Bill Clinton may have started the game, but he certainly isn’t the only politician taking vulnerable cigars/spoons/cucumbers and using them for nefarious sexual acts.

This is an epidemic we need to put an end to, people!

Need proof? See below.

Newt Gungrich Gingrich.

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It’s not hard to see what I’m talking about here, the real question is who’s about to regret walking into a closed room with Newty “Trigger Finger” Gingrich?

George Bush.

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Corn on the cob. On the coooobbbbb. That poor husk can’t even defend itself. Think about that, constituents.

Mitt Romney.

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PUT MY FRIEND DINO FLINTSTONE DOWN, Romney!

See what I mean?