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This is the best thing to come from tonight’s debate.
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney dropped by the Borowitz Report today and gave what some are calling his most candid interview ever: http://nyr.kr/TlT4ca
Mitt: “Now, there’s stuff in my biography that would help me with the Republican base—like the time in prep school when I pinned that gay boy to the ground and cut his hair off—but that gets little if any coverage. This is a clear case of media bias, and I wish it would stop.”
Politicians Abusing Inanimate Objects
Bill Clinton may have started the game, but he certainly isn’t the only politician taking vulnerable cigars/spoons/cucumbers and using them for nefarious sexual acts.
This is an epidemic we need to put an end to, people!
Need proof? See below.
Newt Gungrich Gingrich.
It’s not hard to see what I’m talking about here, the real question is who’s about to regret walking into a closed room with Newty “Trigger Finger” Gingrich?
George Bush.
Corn on the cob. On the coooobbbbb. That poor husk can’t even defend itself. Think about that, constituents.
Mitt Romney.
PUT MY FRIEND DINO FLINTSTONE DOWN, Romney!
See what I mean?
Newt Gingrich’s Most Passive Aggressive Tweets
Politicians as Cats
Real Yearbook Quotes from the 2012 Presidential Candidates.
I just did a lot of research for this. NBD.