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God I miss Florida. <3
Go home, closed captioning, you’re drunk.
In Awesome Headline News…
(via CNN)
Of course this happened in Clearwater, Florida. My home town.
Mazel tov.
Don’t Touch Me* (*My Coffee).
My friend Ashley sent me this article about a Florida boy who attacked his mom for drinking his Starbucks…
She said in the message: “i feel like you’d maybe be capable of this if someone took your coffee :) ”
I would do WORSE. Much worse.
Seriously, don’t touch my coffee.
Floridians Love Sex With Everything, Apparently.
This really has to be made into a law?
My friend Allie sent me this, directing me to check out the first line because, as she well knows, I love this kinda shit.
“Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon.”
God bless my home state.
The Best Headline Ever.
I found this on Gawker, and was none too surpirsed to see that the crime had taken place in my home state of Florida.
KLASSY!
I’ve included the full story below, but this quote from the article is pretty fucking fantastic:
During that April 24 evaluation, medical staffers–likely to their surprise–discovered that Perez had hidden a knife in her vagina. But that wasn’t the only concealed weapon turned up at Gulf Coast Hospital.
