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My friend Danny sent me a link to this image, this is the following exchange:
Me: omg
Me: LOLOLOLOL
Danny: i fucking love her
Me: she’s my FAVE
Danny: i could get into weird Khaleesi roleplay I think
Danny: “SHOW ME YOUR DRAGONS. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. I’M YOUR MOMMA. I’M SET YOU IN FIRE BABY
Me: like, YOU are khaleesi
Me: or YOU are the baby dragon about to burn in flames?
Danny: oh baby
Danny: I am all dragon all the time
Danny: though to be fair, if i were her I would have slept with the black man and been like gimmie your gold!
Me: lol
Me: he was OK
Me: i preferred le Khal Drogo
Me: who sometimes i still think about when i shower or like, sit at my computer, or eat peanut butter off a spoon or whatever
Danny: from your mouth to my ears
I'm In Vegas
me:
VEGAS
Tom:
VEGASSSSSSS
Sexual Harassment FAIL
me:
hey, i've got a banana for you
me:
A BIG ONE
kristen:
is it in your pants?
me:
you're getting very warm now
kristen:
who's warm? i'm friggin' HOT now!
me:
i'm PEELED if you catch my drift...
kristen:
haha
kristen:
not sure that i do lol
me:
fair enough.
We're Annoying.
me:
we could always go to our french spot
Gabby:
i love that restaurant
Gabby:
what time?
me:
you're the one working m'lady
me:
u tell meez
Gabby:
uhhhhhhh
Gabby:
8pm?
Gabby:
8:30pm?
me:
uhhhhhhhhh
me:
okay
Gabby:
9pm?
me:
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
me:
those... are all different times
me:
so....
me:
uhhhhhhhh
Gabby:
uhhhhh
Gabby:
should we do 8:30 then?
me:
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
me:
k
Gabby:
uhhhhh
Gabby:
k.
It’s a turkey.
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VICTORY
Gabby:
you know what today is?
Gabby:
Scarlett Johansson's 27th bday
Gabby:
and you know what this means.
Gabby:
we're younger than her
Gabby:
:-D
Gabby:
that dumb bitch.
Me:
LOLOL
Witch Kittens!
Chris:
so i was thinking of a story arc that involves witch kittens
Chris:
maybe it's a webisode
me:
LOLOL
me:
what do they do with their powers?
Chris:
what DON'T they do with their powers
Chris:
and like their powers only come out when they purr
Chris:
so they're always looking for that "special touch"
Chris:
ok... so really it's a porno. YOU. caught. me.
me:
is that part of the porno? me catching you giving a special touch to the witch cats?
Chris:
yeah
Chris:
then i'm all like "But Erin... it's not what it looks like!"
Chris:
"They're WITCH cats"
Chris:
and no one believes me.
Nicholas Cage is my Butler.
me:
just had an elaborate fantasy of when u become wealthy and have a big house and how i will live in it
me:
<3
Kristen:
hahahah
me:
i'll be as quiet as a dead cat
Kristen:
F that. we will sleep in a bunk bed and have slides for stairs
Kristen:
Nicholas Cage will be our butler
Kristen:
And our money vault will be guarded by Pandas
Kristen:
Our doorbell will be the Horn of Gondor
Kristen:
and our bathrooms will be tiled with Ivory
Kristen:
we'll eat breakfast off the bellies of sedated apes
Kristen:
and shoot trespassers at will with poison darts forged by African tribesmen we'll keep in our attic
Mr. Jeffries Kittyberg
Kristen:
i should show up tomorrow drunk and with a cat
Kristen:
and just see what they do
Kristen:
i'll call the cat Jeffrey and put a bell on it.
Kristen:
a loud one.
Kristen:
Mr. Jeffries Kittyberg and we'll sit at my desk with his bell and his meowing and me reaking of scotch and we'll paint each other's nails. his will be pink
mine will be teal.
Kristen:
and we'll laugh.
Kristen:
and take iphotos of our good times
Kristen:
and i'll make him poop in the halls
Kristen:
right in the path of pedestrians
Kristen:
and i'll feed him paper. important papers with red ink on them that say "confidential"
Kristen:
and when he gets sick on himself, i'll bathe him in the fountain
Kristen:
at lunch.
Kristen:
while ppl are eating.
Me:
you're losing you're mind, and I'm reaping all the benefits
Shut Up.
me:
why don't u go bite a lemon with the skin on it
Gabby:
you just want to kiss me
Gabby:
im not puckering up again!
me:
we'll see about that one.
Gabby:
AW CMON
me:
hahahaha
Gabby:
im going to pin you down
me:
and then what... (?!?!?)
me:
god please go on!
Gabby:
HAhAhAHAH
Gabby:
im going to dress you like a baby and throw you around
on a bear skin rug
me:
PHA!
Gabby:
oh baby
me:
I'M BLOGGING THIS
Gabby:
HAHA
Gabby:
your readers are gonna be all
Gabby:
whos this crazy gabby chick
Gabby:
why does erin let her rape her
Gabby:
oh because she's the best?
Gabby:
oh i see
Gabby:
carry on.
Gabby:
;-)