I feel like the world is trying to trick me into thinking Olivia Munn is hot. I’m not buying it.
My Editor Discussing Subtitles.
Michael: I love subtitles
me: i've never done it
me: sounds fun!
Michael: It's pretty crazy
Michael: are you sure you're ready?
me: I just buckled myself in
Michael: Some people call subtitles better than sex, but I don't think they've ever had sex.
Dare I say that my boyfriend has rape eyes?
(via fuckyeahjoshgroban)
Let’s Play: Which Celebrity Would You Want To Be?
Over the weekend I was out to dinner with friends, and we played this really ridiculous game where everyone was asked to think of whom they’d want to be if they could be anyone in the world… Trouble.
One of my beautiful blond friends said she’d want to be Mila Kunis, and like, yeah, that’s a great one. Mila has dark skin and hair and those big gumdrops for eyes… she’s beautiful. But so is my friend who has long blond hair and skin like porcelain.
Then it was my turn up to the block, and my friend said, “I have no idea who you’d want to be, now I’m really curious.
And to be honest I had never thought of that either. I think if you had asked me in high school I would have immediately had an answer, because I was constantly comparing myself and how I looked to other girls. But now that I’m 26-years-old apparently that has changed.
I love looking at photos of beautiful women, models in magazines, random chicks walking down Melrose… I just think women can be so beautiful and fun to admire. I appreciate the effort that my fellow gender puts into how we look, and perhaps because I’m a writer too (wah wah) I often study peoples traits and what makes them unique.
But it took me a while to answer that question because out of all the pretty women I knew of I hadn’t been looking at them to think things like, “I want to be her!”
So, I went through a little catalog in my head and then the answer came to me.
Julianne Moore, hello!
She is my top redhead idol, and a person I have devoted much time to adoring. I think she is beautiful, but also because I am a redhead you learn to really appreciate the famous ones who have made being a beautiful redhead desirable.
So, I guess that’s my answer. If I had to choose anyone in the world to be it would come down to the Moore.
Who would you want to be?
One of my friends convinced her boyfriend to buy her a stripper pole and install it in their bedroom.
Then they invited us to a housewarming for the pole where we ate vegan appetizers and watched my friend slide down the thing. Her boyfriend clapped. We took photos.
This is a little different.
Crystal Deans teaches a class called “Pole Dancing For Jesus” and says in this video, “On Sundays, we do pole fitness for Jesus. We do the upbeat contemporary Christian music because people have to bring their church program to get into the class, so we basically are just continuing the whole worship thing here.”
:(
I wonder if anyone has figured out which one’s Jessica Alba and which one’s Jessica Biel?
I never can tell.
RT @Cheesyyeasty: @danieltosh Wait, you’re a comic?
Yesterday I went to Venice Beach to meet up with my good friend Ali who informed me of her talent for candid photos.
At first I was all “nope, all candids do is highlight how gross people are.” But then she showed me the results, and I look quite fetching here, no?
Obviously I just don’t know the art of the candid shot… yet.
PS- Follow her on the Twitterz, girl is funny to death.
LOL
Found you because of your Polygamy postings.I have that topic super interesting too.
Hi Lady!
I am OBSESSED. I don’t know how/why/when it started, but I plan on making a trip back to Utah soon.
Thanks for the Follow!
