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Dare I say that my boyfriend has rape eyes?

Dare I say that my boyfriend has rape eyes?

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Happy Friday!

Happy Friday!

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Josh Groban - You Are Loved (Don't Give Up)
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You Are Loved - Josh Groban

This is all for the Libyans who are fighting for their freedom right now. #Libya

“Don’t give up, because you want to be heard. If silence keeps you I, I will break it for you.”

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I took time from my road trip to Utah to watch this really amazing video of my boyfriend, Josh Groban singing Kanye West tweets.

This is probably one of the best treats I’ve had all week.

Enjoy, you lucky bastards.

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Josh Groban - I'll Be Home For Christmas
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Josh Groban - I’ll Be Home For Christmas

My boyfriend has a Christmas album.

What makes your bf so great?

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My boyfriend made a funny video, I think you’ll like it.

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My boyfriend has being super possessive lately.
He keeps standing in front of mirrors and telling me to go behind him. Then he says, “I can see you. I have eyes on the back of my head.”
I know he didn’t go to college, or anything, because he’s Josh Groban and super successful without the degree. But the idiom is in the back of your head. Not on.
Then he sort of laughed to himself? And he told me, “I’m always watching you. I know how things work too.”
It’s really starting to creep me out.

My boyfriend has being super possessive lately.

He keeps standing in front of mirrors and telling me to go behind him. Then he says, “I can see you. I have eyes on the back of my head.”

I know he didn’t go to college, or anything, because he’s Josh Groban and super successful without the degree. But the idiom is in the back of your head. Not on.

Then he sort of laughed to himself? And he told me, “I’m always watching you. I know how things work too.”

It’s really starting to creep me out.

The Final Countdown.

I have a bucket list. Because I’m an aging pedophile named Jack Nicholson/Morgan Freeman. 

Some of these things will be crossed off soon, while others may take some time… here’s how it’s shaping up.

1- Swim with sharks

2- Hike in Alaska

3-Host SNL

4- Walk across the Great Wall of China

5- Perform standup (Signed. Sealed. Delivered.)

6-  Write a book

7- Write a play

8- Visit Cinque Terre

9- Learn Italian

10- Learn how to make sushi

11- Go to a restaurant and buy dinner for a random family (anonymously)

12- Start a foundation

13- Volunteer in India

14- See the Taj Mahal

15- Meet my boyfriend (Josh Groban)

16- Feed a village in Africa

17- Sing a song with a live band in front of an audience

18- Party at the Playboy mansion

19- Write an article for The New Yorker

20- Be on NPR

21- Walk in a protest

22- Win an award for teaching

23- Go to Paris for a weekend. Tell no one.

24- Go to the Oscars

25- Be a guest on the Tonight Show

26- Get a PhD

27- Ring the bell at the NYSE

28- Help build a house

29- Go camping

30- Skinny dip

31- Sky dive

32- Travel through wine country

33- Go to the X Games (GOT TICKETS!)

34- Go to the Olympics

35- Go to the Superbowl

36- Go to the World Series

37- Have a sketch on Funny or Die 

38- Teach my mom how to swim (she refuses to learn. I am determined).

39- Go apple picking

40- Have a sandwich named after me

41- Learn the thriller dance

42- Be on a float in a parade (I rode in a cop car during a parade as a prize for winning a slogan contest. Doesn’t count.) 

43- Mardi Gras in New Orleans

44- Carnival in Brazil

45- Zip line in Costa Rica

46- Go to Sundance

47- Build a successful website (this one?)

48- Go on a yoga retreat

49- Have/be on a billboard in Times Square

50- Interview a polygamist

51- Ride in a car with a storm chaser

52- Visit and bet on the Kentucky Derby

53- Get a tattoo

54- Complete the Sunday NYT’s crossword puzzle

55- Learn how to play chess

56- Take a photography class

57-Visit Forks with Gabby and Kristen, go on Twilight tour

58-Bike across America

59- See a moose in the wild

60- Go to a speakeasy in NYC

61- Make dinner for friends once a month (STARTED)

62- Make Thanksgiving dinner

63- Be backstage at the Hollywood bowl

Josh Groban was on GLEE last night. I seriously think he’s hot.