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“Dennis. Party of three.”
We’d agreed on pseudonyms, but using Dennis’ name to make the reservation seemed like a funny idea…in my head…at the time. I went for it.
The host at the restaurant looked up, smiled her characteristically intense, $cient0l0gist smile, and spoke directly to me.
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Have you all read about that time when James, Dennis and I went to visit the $cientol0gee center?!
(via ladouchebag)
One of my best friends from college, Tiffany, had a visit to Los Angeles that coincided with this blog-adventure. Tiffany is a VP over at the LA Douchebag Project’s New York City office. You can thank her for the headshots. Needless to say, all of us over at west coast headquarters were thrilled…
James Went To See Britney Spears.
James:
we saw britney!
me:
i saw the pics!!
me:
how was it??
James:
held up with fishing wire
James:
made to dance like a marionette
James:
Gay.
James:
it was gay.
me:
aww
me:
i feel so sad for her
me:
she makes me sad
James:
"She looks good!"
James:
everyone said
James:
but, she just looked sad to me
James:
good, compared to two years ago
James:
but she's so over it
James:
--wait. i was just looking at myself in the mirror
James:
nm
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