We Need to Talk About Snoopy the Cat
There are few moments in life when great things happen, but this morning my friend Ryan sent me the greatest gift of all: a new cat to stalk.
His/her name is Snoopy, and I think shim may be the greatest performing cat of all time, (even better than that jerk, Grumpy the Cat,) here’s why:
1. Sometimes Snoopy dresses like a coy debutante.
2. Other times, it’s a transvestite taking off her eye makeup.
3. But Snoopy can also play it cazh, like when he goes full on tourist overwhelmed at Disneyland.
4. And channeling other animals isn’t a problem, like this shot where she imitates a sea lion bellowing from the inside of someone’s drawer.
5. Look, it’s no secret that this cat’s a pro. Just look at the wink it pulled off WHILE in a bumblebee suit. That’s called talent, folks.
6. I also think it’s pretty impressive that she can do a spot-on impression of the senile old Russian lady in my building.
7. While at the same time manifesting into a ‘50s actress in her dressing room, just waiting for her closeup.
8. Then there’s the harder, more dominating S&M side to Snoopy.
9. While some mornings, Snoopy is all about comfort and, like me, often loses one of her socks.
10. In the end though, when the internet cat points will be tallied, I think we can all agree that this is quite simply: one cute kitty.
