You must choose between a super-powered cat or dog. Dog can communicate telepathically, plant one tree per day anywhere in the world you want, and is a 5 star chef, BUT he must always be within 25 feet of you or you'll get migraines and he's incredibly racist. Cat can teleport you anywhere, do your taxes, and teach you one extreme sport of your choosing, BUT he's a pack a day smoker and diabetic, both of which you need to help him with b/c he can't go to the store himself. WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE?
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tyrannosaurpaddock
While I respect the skills and mindset of the racist dog, my choice remains with the diabetic cat. You see, I’ve always wanted to teleport, I hate flying!!!
Plus, girls can’t do math and if there’s a cat that can figure that out for me?!? Heck yes, sign me up!
Also? I was a fat kid so that diabetic cat could’ve been me!!! Could possibly still be me, with a little time and effort.
