Super Bowl 2012: Madonna’s Halftime Show
Little known fact: Madonna is a baby prostitute.
Wait, wait, before you go all postal and say, ‘That’s simply untrue, her age alone makes her at least an over-the-hill hooker!’ let me present you with some evidence:
1) Madonna dates men who are closer in age to her teenaged daughter, Lourdes
2) Madonna has to be pushed around in a stroller
3) Madonna likes to be swung around, upside down, by what I can only assume is her baby prostitute father
I totally accept the ‘Material Girl’ and her ‘Like a Virgin’ status. I just think she should be honest in her young age.
