9 Reasons to Love Ronan Farrow
When I was home for Thanksgiving, I happened to catch the PBS documentary of Woody Allen and couldn’t help but notice that his biological son, Ronan Farrow, was never mentioned. Being that it was 11 p.m. in Florida and I had nothing to do but stare at my cats… I looked into that.
Turns out that Ronan is a fucking HOTTIE. Like, BANANAS. He took after Mia (woo hoo!), and is a genius. I’m not just saying that, he really is a genius. All in all, I spent a good hour combing the interwebs and, like a moth to the celeb-child flame, am now very much deeply in love.
Here are reasons why you should be too.
1. He’s a stone cold fox.
2. He’s the product of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow
3. He’s a Rhodes Scholar-elect for 2012.
4. New York Magazine named him a “New Activist” of the year in 2009, and said he was on their list of individuals, “on the verge of changing their worlds.”
5. He’s a published author!
6. When his father had an affair with Soon-Yi, Ronan stated:
He’s my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression. I cannot see him. I cannot have a relationship with my father and be morally consistent… I lived with all these adopted children, so they are my family. To say Soon-Yi was not my sister is an insult to all adopted children.
7. His full name is: Satchel Ronan O’Sullivan Farrow. That’s amazing.
8. He graduated from college at age 15, and was accepted into Yale Law School at 16.
9. He’s goofy on the Twitterz.