46 posts tagged kitten
this cat has it all figured out.
WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
Cat of spades (by *December Sun [old account - check profile])
This pretty little bitch. <3
Holiday etiCAT lessons with Derek Blasberg.
Thank you for sending me this, Lucy.
Thanksgiving is a time for turkey, family and, for cats, reflection.
1. Cat Got Your Tongue?
“Oh, you were expecting a turkey? That’s odd, because I just finished eating, skinning, and wearing the demolished carcasses plumes.”
2. Hello, Natives.
“I suppose you’d like me to share this Fancy Feast with you, but I shant. I just shant. Speaking of, I also shant in the litter box earlier today, so you should consider cleaning that up.”
3. Kitty Houdini.
“The second you turn your back, this will all disappear. Even that precious dark meat you like to save as leftovers. All. Of. It.”
4. Revenge Will Be Swift.
“Go ahead, laugh at the pumpkin head hiding behind an actual pumpkin, but after the turkey induced coma, you won’t be laughing any more. (Hint: It’s because I’ll be clawing off your face!).
5. Pilgrim in Repose.
"My body may still be functioning, but rest assured that my spirit is 100% dead.”
6. Fool Me Once, Shame On You…
“I was told that if I put on this bonnet, dress and bow, that there would be treats. I suggest someone bring those to me post haste, before the turkey gets it.”
7. There’s Only One Word.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! XOXO, THE CATS
I really need to adopt a cat so I can tangle it up in Christmas lights.
Marlon Brando loved cats.
Also, I love cats.
Maybe Marlon Brando is in love with me…(?)
I hope this cat is reaching for me and, when we meet, I hope to call him mine own.
United Colors of the Animal Kingdom.